The ads
Built and run in-house. Google catches the people searching for what you sell tonight. Meta puts you in front of the ones who don't know you exist yet.
THE LAST MARKETING AGENCY YOU’LL EVER **HIRE**.
The ads, the funnel, the follow-up, and AI that answers every lead in seconds. E-commerce, SaaS, or in-person: one team runs your entire marketing, judged on revenue.
90 days to prove it
You own everything
One business per niche & market
No long contracts
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prnting.aiMeta AdsGoogle AdsAnthropicOpenAIStripeprnting.aiMeta AdsGoogle AdsAnthropicOpenAIStripeprnting.aiWe spent $4,000 on ads last quarter. I honestly couldn’t tell you what we got back.
The agency sent a beautiful report every month. Revenue didn’t move.
A lead came in Friday night. Nobody replied until Tuesday. They’d already bought elsewhere.
I'm the CEO, the marketer, and the support team. Something always slips.
Word of mouth carried us for years. Then one month it just... didn't.
What you sell is good. The machine that sells it is the missing piece.
What we run
A machine with your name on it.
Ads bring the demand. The funnel converts it. The follow-up chases every lead. The AI answers when you can't. One team accountable for all of it.
The funnel
Store, landing page, or booking flow, built around one action. Follow-up replies in seconds and chases every open lead until it buys or says no.
The following
Your product, your work, your story become the creative. The same content that converts today grows an audience you keep forever.
Every lead answered
Speaks like a human. Picks up in under two rings, handles the common questions, and books the meeting, appointment, or sale into your calendar. Nights, weekends, always.
Why speed is the whole game
7x
Respond to a lead within an hour and you’re nearly 7 times more likely to qualify it. Our follow-up replies in seconds.
62%
62% of calls to small businesses go unanswered. 85% of those callers never call back. That’s the customer you lost this morning.
21x
Answer a lead in 5 minutes instead of 30 and you're 21 times more likely to win it. Speed is the whole edge.
Sources: Harvard Business Review lead-response study · 411 Locals missed-call study (85 businesses, 58 industries) · MIT / InsideSales Lead Response Management study
How it goes
YOU APPLY. WE BUILD THE MACHINE. REVENUE FOLLOWS.
2 minThe application
HumanReviews every one
30 minGrowth audit call
Apply
Two minutes about your business, your current marketing, and what you want handled. We review every application and only take businesses we're confident we can grow.
The growth audit
A 30-minute call. We map where revenue leaks out of your business and show you exactly what we'd run: the ads, the offer, the numbers. If we're not a fit, we say so on that call.
Ads live. Leads landing.
We build the creative from what you actually sell and switch the campaigns on. Every lead gets answered in seconds and every open deal gets chased. From here we run it, and you watch the numbers.
The first 90 days
Give us 90 days. Judge us on revenue.
New customers by day 90, or we work free until you get them.
That's the deal, in writing. The initial term is 90 days because that's what proving it takes. If the machine isn't putting new customers on the board by then, you stop paying and we keep working until it does. After that it's month to month. We only renew when it's working.
No long-term contracts
You own the ad account, page & leads
One business per niche, per market
They run our ads like it's their own shop. The phone rings, quotes turn into booked installs, and I never have to touch Ads Manager.
Who you’re working with
Built by an operator, not an account manager.
Cyrus Vakil founded Ultemir after learning marketing the expensive way: spending his own money on his own businesses. He has run paid acquisition for his own e-commerce brands, built B2B lead generation for an industrial software company, and vetted startups as a venture investor at Campus Founders Fund, a fund whose 50+ portfolio companies have raised over $130M in follow-on capital.
He also builds the tools. Cyrus is the founder of prnting.ai, an AI marketing platform that writes, designs, launches, and optimizes paid campaigns. The same technology runs inside Ultemir. Hire the agency and you get the operator and the machine he built.
Every realm, first-handE-commerce, SaaS, B2B and local service: operated in, not just "managed accounts for."
His own money firstEvery playbook we run was tested on our own brands before it ever touched a client’s budget.
Builds the AIFounder of prnting.ai, the ad-building, media-buying AI that Ultemir runs on.
Straight answers
The questions you're already asking.
All my growth is word of mouth. Why would I need ads?
Referrals are the best customers you'll ever get, and they have a ceiling: you can't control how many come in or when. The machine fills the gaps word of mouth leaves empty, and the referrals keep coming on top of it. A quiet month stops being something that just happens to you.
I tried ads before and wasted money.
Probably true, and probably not your fault. Boosted posts and set-and-forget campaigns burn money because nothing catches the demand they generate. Ads only pay when the funnel, the follow-up, and the answering exist behind them. That's the machine, and it's why we run all of it, not just the ads.
What does it cost?
It depends on your market and how fast you want to grow, so we price it on the audit call, not on a menu. What we can tell you now: no long-term contract, a 90-day term to prove it, and if the customers aren't landing by day 90 you stop paying while we keep working.
Why should I trust you with my money?
Don't trust us. Hold us to the terms: 90 days to prove it or we work free, you own the ad account and every lead in it, and you can walk after the first term with everything we built. We take one business per niche per market, so the only way we win is if you do.
My business is different. Do you actually know my industry?
We run dedicated playbooks per niche (auto shops, med spas, gyms, e-commerce, SaaS), and the founder has operated in e-commerce, B2B and software himself. But the audit call is where we prove it: we show up with your numbers, your competitors, and exactly what we’d run. If we can’t speak your language on that call, don’t hire us.
THE QUIET MONTH ENDS HERE.
Two minutes to apply. A human reads it. If we're not a fit, we tell you on the first call.
Apply to work with us Rather talk first? (346) 275-7265